The fashion of fashion

People walking around naked would surely have there own way of tucking their wieners to the side or folding labia in order to show the world they, surely, are a true individual. Then others would do it out of irony, then others would NOT do it to show how they don't need to.

I would just put a visor backwards and upside down on my scrotum, proving finally how cool that look really is.

and puka shells, those white shell necklaces, i would need one of those around my waist.

and then I would spray paint my legs blue, so everyone knew my jeans are the tightest. But i would mask off the visor beforehand, to keep it real.

Plus thats the only way to keep the "naked" title I abide by.